LaGoDi Productions and the Shark Tank Players

DC,U.S.A.

Patrick di Battista with Anne Laffoon

“Destinies of a European countess and a humble American chambermaid collide at the 1893 World’s Columbian Exposition. Swords of steel penetrate gender norms, true identities are freely explored, and one man discovers it is better to receive than to give.”

60min

The Kraine Theater

Fri 2/26,5:30 PM,Sat 2/27,2:30 PM,Sun 2/28,1:00 PM,Sun 2/28,5:30 PM,Sat 3/06,5:30 PM

$10.00,$9.00

Lobo Logodey (Cornelia):  Lobo is hoping her part in Uncorseted will give her the visibility to land a role in a reality television series about real housewives in DC.  On the vagaries of fame Lobo says, “I was also an uninvited guest at that state dinner; it’s just that I was filling water glasses.”  She wonders if it’s too late to have a love child with John Edwards. (Corresponding picture Photo113.)

Lacey Carriage (PENELOPE): Lacey started his acting career under “Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell.”  Says, Lacey, “That’s how I knew I could act: No one at the Pentagon knows.”

Goober Cemetery (FELICITY): Goober turned to theater for solace when he learned that his policy wonk boyfriend, not only was getting married, but was also having a child with a former girlfriend.  “What they say about short men is also true about nerds,” says a heartbroken Goober, “no deficit there.”

Missy Peyton (GEORGE SAND): Missy has been on Broadway numerous times and hopes one day to be cast in a show there. Uncorseted brings him a little bit closer.  Because of pending litigation we can not post his picture, but he hopes that the vice president will not pursue an appeal of the Blackwater dismissal and thus allow Missy to get on with his acting career.

Fanny Florida (RAPIST, VIXEN, LESBIAN SWORD-FIGHER, FREDERICK ):  Fanny finally crawled out of the swamp and decided to replace his life of sacrificing small woodland creatures to the Gator God (Go Gators!) with a reputable career in acting:  “I’ve finally gotten used to wearing shoes.”

Phoebe First (Playwright/Douglas):  Phoebe was born with a congenital birth defect that forced her to retreat into the solitude of writing.   A native of Chicago, he moved to DC, where unbeknownst to even his closest friends, he writes speeches for a certain light-skinned power player who speaks with no noticeable dialect.

Mandy Twin Laurel (VIXEN and as needed):  The illegitimate offspring of a DC politician, Mandy, when he learned that he couldn’t be miss teen USA, set the bedroom on fire.  Homeless and ostracized, Mandy Twin regrettably considered law school— until finally discovering the true passion he never knew he never had:  The Stage.

Mollie Harvest (VIXEN and as needed):  A native of New York, Mollie found his way to DC to be a summer intern on the Hill.  He worked successfully as a legislative correspondent until suggesting to one constituent that what Tea Party Organizers really need was to be tea-bagged. (Corresponding picture Photo135.)

Jetta Bra-man (NIPPLE CONSULTANT):  Jetta comes to Uncorseted bringing years of practical experience to his craft. With his encyclopedic knowledge of areola and mammaries, he crafted the cast’s breasts from perky to rounded to egglplant.  He has traveled the world studying, researching, and biting nipples from all walks of life. Of DC he say, “Most people don’t know it, but when these guys are making laws, there are really into tits.” (Corresponding picture Photo116.)

Lobo De Febrero (MUSE and show PSYCHIC):   As the Cast’s personal Psychic, he predicted that this play would make it big…………..in Tijuana. (Unless the donkey show was in town.) (Corresponding picture Photo131.)